I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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