I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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