U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
