JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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