Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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