i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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