i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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