the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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