I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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