BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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