If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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