I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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