You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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