She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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