He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
She swung at the pinata with crutches
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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