He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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