the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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