I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Green mimosas i think yes
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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