Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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