So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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