porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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