I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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