How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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