Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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