Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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