I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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