The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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