This girl is more easily done than said...
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
