Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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