Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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