i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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