So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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