Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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