I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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