i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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