Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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