New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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