playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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