Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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