My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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