I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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