If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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