Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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