yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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