just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize