found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Is it penis luge time yet?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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