So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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