I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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