wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Still dying that you shit outside
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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