i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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