My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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