We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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