what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I love you. Go after that dick
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
