your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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