This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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