turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
