I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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