okay pat passed out under dana's car
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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