Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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