So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
