dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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